Eliza

Eliza is a grenade launcher. I have her for one purpose: to make people shut up. Every time I have ever been on a run with people there is a portion of the preliminary stages where everyone talks shit about everyone else’s equipment. I generally get the people asking why I don’t have anything bigger than a heavy pistol. They obviously don’t understand the majesty of the Ares Predator and there’s no use explaining it to them. I bring Eliza because she’s big and bulky and scary and people will mostly say I’m over equipped than under. I think I’ve shot her twice. I chose a grenade launcher over a rifle of some sort because it’s lighter and it takes absolutely no skill to hurt people with. She also makes a good club.

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Eliza

To Live and Die in LA... ThomasAnderson